BEWARE....

Beware of the thief who steals thy markers,
And restarts thy PC without thy knowing,
And shifts thy CPU to access the LAN cable,
And doesn't reconnect it when he is going...

Beware of him that sits on thy desk,
And erases all the stuff written on it, clean,
And then says, 'Oops, sorry about that.',
Good Lord! Techies can be so mean!

Beware of those who swap thy nice chair,
Readjust the height, the incline, the armrest,
Though thy back hurts, he doesn't care,
He's just the accepted project pest...

Beware of the sly fox who flicks thy mouse,
For his is a dud, which still works with a mouse ball,
His stealthy smile, your anger will arouse,
For he is the one, thou needs to fear most of all...

Beware of those project prowlers who just wait for a lonely pen,
Sitting innocently on thy desk when thou hast stepped away,
Friend, thou art never going to see that one again,
A trip to the F&S is guaranteed today...

Beware of the conniving creature that lurks,
Behind cubicle walls, doors and dividers,
To see whether thou really are at work,
Or chatting happily on office communicator...

Beware of those who bring coffee to thy workstation,
And casually talk to thee over the top of thy cubicle,
Accidently drop some on thy client documentation,
Boy, is thy manager going to be hysterical!